'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part.”

- Detective Lt. William Somerset

Christy Mack (May 9th, 1991)
If you don’t know who Christy Mack is, I do not recommend you Google her while at work or anywhere else where the female form may be… not enjoy properly.  So to put it out there Christy Mack does porn, and she is by far the hottest woman not only in porn, but also probably on this planet for me.  I don’t watch a lot of porn, to be honest besides her, I probably don’t know anyone else’s name in the business.  But when I first saw her, I was INSTANTLY hooked.  The hair, the face, the tatts, the.. sexual proclivity; this is perhaps the epitome of the woman I would love to have on my arm.

But alas I feel it will never be.  No, not just because she does porn, I don’t care about that; but because she seemingly (at least from all that I’ve saw, though I don’t watch a lot of porn) subscribes to an old notion in porn about having sex with black men (see Kanye West, and this article among others), a notion that discourages a lot of porn actresses from engaging in acts with men of color because it will lower their commercial value.  And I must say, this really puts a damper on my fantasies.  But either way her beauty cannot be denied and, Christy I think you’re awesome.

-M

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Brittanya O’Campo (1986)
Yeah, I make no apologies for this pick; this one was brought on by pure lust from watching hours of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.  She is hot, sexy, freaky, and slightly trashy, and I don’t care what any of you think.  Now if you’ll excuse me..    

-M

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New favorite Suicide Girl.

suicide—love:

Satelina. 

New favorite Suicide Girl.

suicide—love:

Satelina. 

Kim Kardashian (October 21st, 1980)
I can already hear the moans and the groans over this selection, but I don’t care.  To be honest though, this might be a pure lust pick but again, I don’t care; I mean there’s no denying it, she’s stunning.  Say whatever you want about how/why she’s famous, her various celebrity boyfriends, or of course that marriage of hers, but you can’t be deny, Kim is beautiful.

-M

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Salma Hayek (September 2nd, 1966)
This woman has been on my mind in this capacity probably since I was 11 or so.  And without a doubt it started with her role in Desperado.  And my love (well probably lust at that age) for her grew even stronger with the release of From Dusk Till Dawn a year later.  I remember she has that little monologue where she says: “you’ll be my footstool, and at my command you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot-heel;” and all I could think to say was, “yes Ms. Hayek.”  And that’s the kind of woman she is, just beyond belief, I see her as like the Ava Gardner of our time or something, she’s just that amazing.

Not to mention she’s a great and versatile actress as well.  Whether it’s in something simple and cute like Fools Rush In, or her great performance in Frida, this woman can not do wrong in my eyes.  And don’t even get me started on Across the Universe where there’s MULTIPLE Salma’s (LINK)!  I almost died.  So Ms. Hayek wherever you are, keep doing ya thing girl.

-M

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