This Week Marvin Learns:  Bikram Yoga

I don’t know who Bikram is, but when I see him, I’m kicking his ass.  They told me that my goal for the day was to stay inside the room the whole time. What kind of shit is that?  This is easily of all the things I’ve learned thus far, the one I was most not looking forward to and will probably not do again.

Since there’s not many pic, here’s my experience in gif form:

As soon as I walked into the room:

The way the Hills feel about Arizona, is how I felt about that room:

And of course everyone’s good:

And of course I was all like:

At least I got through it.  Namaste:

Where to Learn - Bikram Yoga Silverlake
Cost of Activity - $12
Cost to date - $1316.94

DO MORE!

-M

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Seriously turned on by this woman.  Check out her full vid HERE.

Gingers/Redheads
If you couldn’t tell already the women from the previous 2 weeks (Christina, Julianne), and lets not forget Rita, Lindsay and Lauren, were all leading up to this post.  Now I’m not talking about ladies who dye their hair, I’m talking full-blown natural redheads, gingers!  That beautiful, dying gene that I would love to help further kill by marrying one and thus negating her ability to pass her sexy genes onto a better host.  The best I could give her is making another Blake Griffin (HIS PARENTS) or something.

Now redheads have always been a type I’ve liked, with their (traditionally) pale skin, and freckles, so hot.  But as of late, I don’t know what happened, but I’ve been REALLY into redheads.  Seriously, these women are so nice, I had to post twice.  I’ve seriously considered starting/finding dating websites devoted strictly to redheads.  I’ve humored the idea of becoming a guy who has “a type.”  The guy who “ONLY DATES…” something I’ve never been before.  They’re just so beautiful.  It’s become an insatiable thirst that I am unable to quench, and the more I see them the more I want them.  So if you know a redhead (preferably nerdy) who’s in LA and into black guys, send her my way, cause I got it bad.

-M

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Gingers/Redheads
If you couldn’t tell already the women from the previous 2 weeks (Christina, Julianne), and lets not forget Rita, Lindsay and Lauren, were all leading up to this post.  Now I’m not talking about ladies who dye their hair, I’m talking full-blown natural redheads, gingers!  That beautiful, dying gene that I would love to help further kill by marrying one and thus negating her ability to pass her sexy genes onto a better host.  The best I could give her is making another Blake Griffin (HIS PARENTS) or something.

Now redheads have always been a type I’ve liked, with their (traditionally) pale skin, and freckles, so hot.  But as of late, I don’t know what happened, but I’ve been REALLY into redheads.  Seriously, these women are so nice, I had to post twice.  I’ve seriously considered starting/finding dating websites devoted strictly to redheads.  I’ve humored the idea of becoming a guy who has “a type.”  The guy who “ONLY DATES…” something I’ve never been before.  They’re just so beautiful.  It’s become an insatiable thirst that I am unable to quench, and the more I see them the more I want them.  So if you know a redhead (preferably nerdy) who’s in LA and into black guys, send her my way, cause I got it bad.

-M

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chicagoteddy:

SHE’S SO DAMN CUTE LIKE A LITTLE TINKERBELL WHO CAN KICK YOUR ASS BUT ALSO LIKES TO WATCH CHICK FLICKS ON HER NIGHTS OFF

Strong, beautiful woman.

Christina Hendricks (May 3rd, 1975)
My luscious lady, my curvaceous woman, my redheaded beauty, my Christina Hendricks.  A woman who first nudged at my soul with her stint on Firefly; then bulldozed her way into my life once she landed her role on Mad Men and blew up!  I feel I say this a lot here, but seriously, physically Christina is the epitome of my kind of woman.  God I love those curves, the most banging body in the business.

Christina and the next two women* listed on my WWGI I absolutely just hate looking at.  Because they’re (to me) the standard of beauty and it pains me to know that someone the gorgeous, that perfect is walking the planet, and not walking hand in hand with me.  So Christina Hendricks, you pain my soul, but in a good way.

-M

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kateordie:

Source found! These are insanely impressive and very, very hot.

Hotness.

Julianne Moore (December 3rd, 1960)
I’ve had a thing for Julianne Moore for quite a bit.  It’s funny though, because she was close to not making this list actually.  And her portrayal of Sarah Palin, though good, did not help.  But her skin, that smile, those freckles, that hair, I realized, I get excited whenever I just see her on screen.

And personality wise, she’s right up my alley; smart a staunch pro-choice advocate and an active member of Planned Parenthood.  Not to mention she doesn’t mind getting naked.. on film.  See, that scene from Boogie Nights to understand fully what I mean.  From the Big Lebowski to now Julianne Moore’s always on my mind.  Happy belated birthday my lady.

-M

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comicscosplay:

Gen 13 Cosplay

I could not, not reblog this.  BEYOND hotness!

comicscosplay:

Gen 13 Cosplay

I could not, not reblog this.  BEYOND hotness!

Christy Mack (May 9th, 1991)
If you don’t know who Christy Mack is, I do not recommend you Google her while at work or anywhere else where the female form may be… not enjoy properly.  So to put it out there Christy Mack does porn, and she is by far the hottest woman not only in porn, but also probably on this planet for me.  I don’t watch a lot of porn, to be honest besides her, I probably don’t know anyone else’s name in the business.  But when I first saw her, I was INSTANTLY hooked.  The hair, the face, the tatts, the.. sexual proclivity; this is perhaps the epitome of the woman I would love to have on my arm.

But alas I feel it will never be.  No, not just because she does porn, I don’t care about that; but because she seemingly (at least from all that I’ve saw, though I don’t watch a lot of porn) subscribes to an old notion in porn about having sex with black men (see Kanye West, and this article among others), a notion that discourages a lot of porn actresses from engaging in acts with men of color because it will lower their commercial value.  And I must say, this really puts a damper on my fantasies.  But either way her beauty cannot be denied and, Christy I think you’re awesome.

-M

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