tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

I am always #1/2

tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

I am always #1/2

Pros and cons of making food
  • Pros: food
  • Cons: making

This Week Marvin Learns:  Sushi Making

Good day, kids, I keep the August month of aquatic activities going as this week Marvin Dreams of Sushi.  I head to the west side of LA to Bar Hayama to learn the basics of making sushi.  Now when I go out to eat, sushi is usually one of the last things I chose.  It’s not that I don’t like it; I just find it over priced and not as filling for the money.

Nonetheless, that didn’t stop me from learning the craft, and really enjoying the class.  The number one thing I took away from the class was keep your hands wet.  The rice gets real sticky, and if your hands are moist making your rolls proves quite challenging.

So now I have a bunch of sushi to eat before it goes bad.  First world problems.

Where to Learn - Sushi Academy
Cost of Activity - $80
Cost to date - $1167.94

DO MORE!

-M

See more of Marvin’s Weekly Activity HERE!

This Week Marvin Learns: Tamale Making

Oh my God was it hot today. I’m sure you can’t tell from the photos, but it was quite hot.  Now that, that’s out of the way this week I plunge my hands into some masa and learn how to make tamales.

The recipe we learned contained four spices (shown above), and we got right to it.  Kneading the masa, putting it in the husk, adding are various insides, and rolling it like a joint cigarette; boil it up and you sir have a tamale.  Now if you ever want a hundred tamales, give me a week’s and a lot of hands and it’s yours.

Where to Learn - Tarascos Restaurant
Cost of Activity - $30 ($50 w/o the Zozi)
Cost to date - $792.94

DO MORE!

-M

See more of Marvin’s Weekly Activity HERE!

Fucking hipsters and their food..

Also it’s scary how much I relate to her glasses answer.

1lb Burger:  Bacon, Cheddar and Bleu Cheese, with Mayo, tzatziki sauce and Pineapples.

1lb Burger:  Bacon, Cheddar and Bleu Cheese, with Mayo, tzatziki sauce and Pineapples.

Best breakfast ever?

Yes, Bacon Shakes are real..

Best breakfast ever?

Yes, Bacon Shakes are real..

A Darth Vader burger, I don’t know whether I think this is awesome or weird, but I do know I’d try it if I were in France; Via la France!
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A Darth Vader burger, I don’t know whether I think this is awesome or weird, but I do know I’d try it if I were in France; Via la France!

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My favorite Post Secret of the week. 
I’m actually people judging me at 27.

My favorite Post Secret of the week. 

I’m actually people judging me at 27.